"You should call me sir to set a good example for our daughter."
"You expect everything to change around you just to make you feel better." (asked him to turn down volume on computer game b/c it made me nervous)
"You are always trying to make me mad."
"You take everything too personally."
"I work all week and now I have to work here?" (loading dishwasher)
"I'll just quit my job, then." (When I said I didn't feel like going to buy his cigs and cokes)
About Me
Beware of too many computer wires
...they'll get you.
"Old Nick, the sea captain, was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies..."
Meet one of my favorite denizens of Bikini Bottom
Squidward Tentacles!
1 comment:
My wife has called me a lot of things. "Sir" has never been one of them. LOL!
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