Yes, with these two easy steps, perfected by me, you too can lose friends and alienate people!
Number one, for relatively new friends or those you haven't seen in a while, keep calling and writing everyday, whether they respond or not. Then when they don't respond, keep asking if you did something wrong. Remember, don't give them any space to breathe.
Number two, for well-established friendships, don't call or write. They should know you care, even if they don't hear from you for months and months. Then, out of the blue, send them an overly friendly gift or card, vowing your undying friendship.
Yes, you too can be alone.
Sigh...
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Ok, so I was being excessively negative. It was a bad day all around, but I feel better now.
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