1) Would the presence of a divine redeemer compromise blood flow in your heart? If coronary problems do arise from said occupation, would He assist in defraying medical costs? Should He sign a waiver of liability before inhabiting your chest?
2) A wise person would definitely request that Jesus pay some rent for taking up all that space. I mean, somebody's got to make a living here.
3) Would the arrangement be considered a time-share as there are obviously other hearts in which Jesus has set up shop?
4) Could Jesus bring his pets? Is there a limit to how many sheep you will allow?
5) Given the relatively small space, one would have to tell Jesus that under no conditions would any of his apostles be allowed to crash there.
6) How about just letting Frankie Avalon into your heart?
1 comment:
You're not the only one who looks at your blog! I'm ready to join the church of Frankie. Zealots beware: they may have to listen to beach tunes! Sign me up!
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